‘Baron von Dennis is a thief of intimacy. Shame on him. Blame on him. He’s ruined my imagination and now I have a squint in my left eye. My eye surgeon says I’ll never look anyone straight in the eye again. I feel cheated out of thirty more years of seduction, and I’m only seventy-one.’


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