you either love him, loathe him, like him somewhat, like him alot, or think you may dislike him...either way, he’s a clear-cut guy.
‘I was unsure about meeting the infamous Baron von Dennis as I had heard so many strange things about him. Yet I found him exquisitely polite, and quite mesmerizing. It was utterly charming the way he made fun of my bold spot without becoming a public nuisance.’
‘Without doubt one of the finest writers to step onto dry land. Baron von Dennis has a knack of bringing the otherworld out of the ethers and into the shadows. His writing is like a luminous flame in an underground cavern. He’s the kind of writer that would have inspired our cave-dwelling ancestors to draw squiggly lines on their cave walls, if he had been around. Maybe he was – it certainly wouldn’t surprise me!’
Prof. Yolanda Squatpump
Lady Agnes Doucheberry